02 8 / 2012

((wow I have totally forgotten how to play Laharl someone help))

15 5 / 2012

blindingbindinglights:

Amida stared at the small child-like being in awe. She really was getting many more visitors than she had the capacity to handle lately. But it would be rude to turn any of them away. “Hello young one.” She gave a slight smile as she knelt down to the boys level. He was pretty short… “What brings you up this high in the mountains?”

Laharl had absolutely no idea where he was. After a portal misfire, he knew he was somewhere he didn’t want to be, that was for sure. The plant life, the scenic outlook. Simply awful. With his scarf billowing in the wind, he soldiered on, hoping to find someone intelligent enough to tell him where he was. Unfortunately, the person he found was not the sort, right off the bat. He threw his arms to his sides defiantly and shouted.

"Hey, who are you calling young!?" he started. "I’m thirteen hundred years old I’ll have you know!" Calming down a bit, he crossed his arms over his chest and scoffed. "My name is Overlord Laharl and one of my incompetent vassals sent me off to this place. I’m supposed to be back on my Netherworld." He took a look around, trying to get his mind off of the current situation. "Where am I, anyways?"

04 5 / 2012

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

theoverlordinredshorts:

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

what?! glubglub thats mean though and if id never said hi you wouldnt even know i was here and i did do something i said hi!!! glub…

wait did you say magic stuff? you have magic stuff!? like for wizards and mages and.. magic?!

That’s right, magic stuff. For spells and stuff. And it’s all yours for the price of, let’s say, your servitude.

……..
hrmmm.. let me.. think about it…
You pull your hood over your head again, far enough that it hides your eyes, and you plop down on the floor, mouth set in a hard line as you put a finger on your chin and blow bubbles with your mouth.
Because, you know. There’s a wizard who smokes a pipe when he thinks really hard! And this is the closest you can get to that.

glub.. glub.. glub..

Servitude is a pretty heavy price, you already are sort of in ‘servitude’ to everyone else, what with all the farming things you get roped into, even if you try and wriggle out of them. But this is servitude in exchange for MAGIC. You could become a true blue WIZARD. With MAGIC and stuff!

…alright but ONLY if you stop being such a meanie face okay?

You shrug, closing your eyes.

Well, I can’t really make any promises but I guess I can TRY.

(via i-am-a-secret-wizard-deactivate)

04 5 / 2012

thedemoncupid:

theoverlordinredshorts:

thedemoncupid replied to your post: Laharl, you’re not being mean to people again, are you?

You don’t HAVE to be! They say you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know.

But why use honey when you can just grab them? And if you crush a few in the process what’s the big deal? They’re just flies.

But that’s so inefficient, not to mention needlessly cruel! What good will a bunch of crushed, dead flies do you? Wouldn’t it be better to be sweet to them and draw a bunch of them in?

I’d say crushing the flies is a reward in its own, myself. And if I don’t kill someone every now and then people are going to forget who I am.

(via scarletoverlordflonne)

04 5 / 2012

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

theoverlordinredshorts:

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

theoverlordinredshorts:

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

im youre what!? glubglub is vassal another word for friend?

or did i miss something?

Never heard the word ‘Vassal’, before. What could that even mean? It’s not something you can eat, because.. well.. He just called you one.
Unless it’s an insult?
Naahh.. It has to mean something like, “Friends” or something.

Ugh, there’s that word. “Friend.” You shrugged it off for now. You instead went on to explain it.

It’s, uh… a special kind of “friend.”

You visibly cringe as you say that word.

Where you do things for me in exchange for me not killing you.

ooohhh

but why would you kill me!?
i havent done anything to you glub..
Demons have a terrible definition of ‘friends’. And you feel your eyes sting but no way are you going to cry now! That’d just encourage him, wouldn’t it? Cos he got to you.
Wizards don’t cry!


well maybe i dont want to be your vassal!

You haven’t done anything, yeah, but you haven’t not done anything either, so really I should just kill you on principle. But I’ll tell you what. I guess since I have no use for it you can have a look at my magic stuff or something. Maybe those wizard robes will help. 

what?! glubglub thats mean though and if id never said hi you wouldnt even know i was here and i did do something i said hi!!! glub…

wait did you say magic stuff? you have magic stuff!? like for wizards and mages and.. magic?!

That’s right, magic stuff. For spells and stuff. And it’s all yours for the price of, let’s say, your servitude.

(via i-am-a-secret-wizard-deactivate)

04 5 / 2012

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

theoverlordinredshorts:

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

im youre what!? glubglub is vassal another word for friend?

or did i miss something?

Never heard the word ‘Vassal’, before. What could that even mean? It’s not something you can eat, because.. well.. He just called you one.
Unless it’s an insult?
Naahh.. It has to mean something like, “Friends” or something.

Ugh, there’s that word. “Friend.” You shrugged it off for now. You instead went on to explain it.

It’s, uh… a special kind of “friend.”

You visibly cringe as you say that word.

Where you do things for me in exchange for me not killing you.

ooohhh

but why would you kill me!?
i havent done anything to you glub..
Demons have a terrible definition of ‘friends’. And you feel your eyes sting but no way are you going to cry now! That’d just encourage him, wouldn’t it? Cos he got to you.
Wizards don’t cry!


well maybe i dont want to be your vassal!

You haven’t done anything, yeah, but you haven’t not done anything either, so really I should just kill you on principle. But I’ll tell you what. I guess since I have no use for it you can have a look at my magic stuff or something. Maybe those wizard robes will help. 

(via i-am-a-secret-wizard-deactivate)

04 5 / 2012

thedemoncupid replied to your post: Laharl, you’re not being mean to people again, are you?

You don’t HAVE to be! They say you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know.

But why use honey when you can just grab them? And if you crush a few in the process what’s the big deal? They’re just flies.

04 5 / 2012

scarletoverlordflonne said: Laharl, you're not being mean to people again, are you?

Mean? Me?

Of course I am. I’m a demon, and furthermore I’m the Overlord! I have to be!

04 5 / 2012

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

im youre what!? glubglub is vassal another word for friend?

or did i miss something?

Never heard the word ‘Vassal’, before. What could that even mean? It’s not something you can eat, because.. well.. He just called you one.
Unless it’s an insult?
Naahh.. It has to mean something like, “Friends” or something.

Ugh, there’s that word. “Friend.” You shrugged it off for now. You instead went on to explain it.

It’s, uh… a special kind of “friend.”

You visibly cringe as you say that word.

Where you do things for me in exchange for me not killing you.

(via i-am-a-secret-wizard-deactivate)

04 5 / 2012

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

theoverlordinredshorts:

i-am-a-secret-wizard:

eeeek!!!!

Okay maybe silly was the wrong word of choice! His voice is loud and booming and you wonder if maybe you’re going to go deaf..? It’s like standing up to a strong wind. It does, however, have a nice effect on your robes, and if you weren’t so freaked out you’d take a moment to appreciate the billowing effect that knocked your hood off your head.

sorry sorry sorry!! glub!

You cross your arms and scoff. This whatever it was had crossed a line. You had to make a point, and you had the perfect scheme in mind. You were the Overlord, after all. You could do this sort of thing.

Hey, so tell me, what’s your name, anyways?

gl..ub?

So he’s not mad anymore? Maybe he’s got problems in his head.

my names morgan! like all the other great wizards in history! glub glub!

what about you mister shirtless demon overlord?

You put a thumb to your chest and smirk. A wind blows your way, flaring out your scarf in a dramatic fashion. You give a light chuckle before you speak.

The name’s Laharl, and from now on, Morgan, you’re my vassal!

(via i-am-a-secret-wizard-deactivate)